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Tuesday, June 28, 2005


IGNORE the BULLSHIT

defiling democracy,

blaspheming Jesus.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]

Sunday, June 26, 2005

ROTTEN MERITOCRACY HAIKUS ...

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

tend the fields
               of ignorance ...

so power can reap.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]


Friday, June 24, 2005

ROTTEN MERITOCRACY HAIKUS: ...

Cruise said to Lauer:

"You don't know
               the history

of psychiatry ..."
*



Tom's right about that.

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS
               don't ask

how "facts" came to be.


Once upon a time ...

labotomy was "science"

not tragic BULLSHIT.


Once upon a time ...

didn't journalists praise them

as miracle cure?


WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

echo all kinds of BULLSHIT ...

until "the facts" change.


Let's remember that

the next time
              some "journalist"

tells us ANYTHING.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / 6 HAIKU SEQUENCE]

* SOURCE: AP via New York Times:
"Cruise Clashes With Lauer on 'Today' Show"


Wednesday, June 22, 2005

DEAR SHITHEAD CONGRESS HAIKUS ...

When a U.S. flag

has been smeared with
            fresh BULLSHIT

it's hard to catch fire.



So ... make that the law:

All flags MUST be
         smeared with shit...

(No need. You've done it.)



[RHETORICAL VERSE / 2 HAIKUS


ROTTEN MERITOCRACY HAIKUS: ...

THE MED SCHOOL DEAN said:

Half of what we teach ...
               is wrong ... *

Doctor's always right.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU

* SOURCE: Lisa Sanders, M.D.
"Medicine's Progress, One Setback at a Time"
New York Times Magazine, 3/16/2003



Tuesday, June 21, 2005

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: PROPRIETY ...

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

have buried US
               in BULLSHIT ...

Why shouldn't we curse?


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU



WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

(WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

are also
        BULLSHITEATERS ...

unless they're evil.)



[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

The BULLSHITEATERS

heed the
  WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS.

The rest of US don't.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU



WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

(If it's so damned smart

how'd THE MERITOCRACY

  yield THE IRAQ MESS?)



[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

THEY CAN'T IMAGINE

how a wiki would go wrong ...

Nor THE IRAQ MESS.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU



WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

(Where oh where are they --

literary mediating[?] journalists?

They DON'T spread BULLSHIT.)



[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

fret about PROPRIETY ...

but let BULLSHIT pass.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


Tuesday, June 14, 2005


WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

(It's self evident

THE MERITOCRACY's crap.

See THE IRAQ MESS.)



[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


Monday, June 13, 2005

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

ECHO without questioning

power's BULLSHIT words.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU



WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

always get
            the headline wrong ...

And there hangs the tale.



[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS HAIKUS: ...

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

never ask
           the right question.

(That's how you can tell.)


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


Sunday, June 12, 2005



WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

do not mediate
                BULLSHIT --

[a] They amplify it.
[b] They smear it around.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


Tuesday, June 07, 2005

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS: ...

Let us not forget

all the
     WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS

who let BULLSHIT stand.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


Saturday, June 04, 2005

WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS: Charlie Rose

"Interrupting Rose"

asks the wrong question,
                again ... ... ...

The status quo's friend.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU


Friday, June 03, 2005



Who'd listen to US

lecture on democracy --

BULLSHITEATERLAND.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]

Thursday, June 02, 2005



DEAR EASTERN CENSORS,

Don't waste your time:
                STUDY US.

Our slaves have free speech.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]

Wednesday, June 01, 2005



There's no "ground zero"

in lower Manhattan, kids.

Ask Hiroshima.


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]

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