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Monday, June 28, 2004



[ RE: MICHAEL MOORE'S "FAHRENHEIT 9/11"
BEFORE I GO SEE IT ... WHICH I MAY NEVER ...
I KNOW BUSH IS TOTAL BULLSHIT...
WHY WOULD I NEED TO SEE A MOVIE
THAT TELLS ME WHAT I KNOW? ]


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]


Michael Moore can't speak
with rhetorical power.

That's why they let him.

He's not persuasive.
He cannot change any minds.

A safe angry voice.

Of course, we're so screwed
that people are desperate
not to hear bullshit...

... OR different bullshit.

Michael Moore is "selective,"
like Bush's folks are.


I've met Michael Moore:
a meanspirited shithead.

The world needs all kinds.
{smile}

But let's hope the world
has a role for "non-bullshit."
That's where I come in.

{bigger smile}




Sunday, June 06, 2004



[RE: RONALD REAGAN]

[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]



RONALD REAGAN'S CALLED

"THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR."

THAT IS PURE BULLSHIT.


ONLY A NATION

THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SPEECH IS

WOULD CALL REAGAN THAT.


UNEDUCATED

IN THE MODE OF RHETORIC:


WE HAVE NO JUDGEMENT.


IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

WHAT A REAL ORATOR DOES,

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.




CONSIDER OUR MESS

CAUSED BY THAT INCOMPETENT

SQUATTING IN WHITE HOUSE.



HOW DID BUSH GET THERE?

WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE STUPID

RHETORICALLY.



WE, THE MEDIA,

ALSO A BUNCH OF MORONS

RHETORICALLY
.



AND YES, POOR AL GORE.

AND POOR AL GORE'S LEGAL TEAM.

BOISE AND LAWRENCE TRIBE.


YEP, THOSE LEGAL GUNS

ARE RHETORICAL BABIES.

THEIR "LEGAL SMARTS" FAILED.


BOISE "WHIPPED" MICROSOFT

IN A PICKY LEGAL WAY.

BUT MICROSOFT "WON."


THERE WAS NO JURY.

A JURY IS WON OVER

RHETORICALLY.


"THE PEOPLE" DON'T SEE

WHAT MICROSOFT HAS DONE WRONG.

ONLY A JUDGE DID.


IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD

MICROSOFT IS STILL SMILING.

THE PEOPLE DON'T SEE.



WHY THIS STRANGE SIDE-TRIP

WHILE SPEAKING AT REAGAN'S DEATH?


HIS BULLSHIT MANTLE: ...


THE REPEATED PHRASE:

"THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR"


THAT IS BULLSHIT, DEAR.



I SAW REAGAN SMILE

JUST ONCE AT ME IN A CHURCH.

HIS SMILE WAS PERFECT.


I MAY NEVER SEE

A MORE GENEROUS EMBRACE

WITH A SMILE AGAIN.


I MISS REAGAN'S SMILE ...

THAT IS BIGGER THAN YOU KNOW.


BUT STOP THE BULLSHIT.



Wednesday, June 02, 2004



[ RE: NEW YORK TIMES: June 3, 2004

Bush Campaign Seeks Help From Thousands of Congregations

By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK


[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]


NOTICE TO CHRISTIANS:


VOTING FOR A BLASPHEMER


WILL GET YOU TO HELL.

 

BUSH BLASPHEMES CHRIST


ATTRIBUTING TO JESUS


SELF-DEFENSE SLAUGHTER.

 

WHEN DID JESUS SAY


YOU COULD KILL YOU ENEMY


BEFORE HE KILLS YOU?

 

WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT


ARE YOU SWALLOWING FROM BUSH?


YOU WILL BURN IN HELL.

 

BLASPHEME CHRIST'S SPIRIT.


THAT IS UNPARDONABLE..


YOU HAVE FAITH IN BOMBS.

 

ALL AROUND THE WORLD


THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE NOW SEE.


MURDEROUS JESUS.

 

WHO'D BELIEVE IN CHRIST


IF AMERICANS CLAIM HIM


WHILE BOMBING THE WORLD.

 

BEWARE DUMB PASTORS


TELLING "CHRISTIANS" TO VOTE BUSH.


YOU'LL SEND THEM TO HELL.









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