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Thursday, July 29, 2004



[RE: CALLING BULLSHIT "BULLSHIT"
ABC/NIGHTLINE 7/28/2004
TED KOPPEL INTERVIEWS JON STEWART]


KOPPEL TELLS STEWART

that Jon can call things "B.S."

by using humor.


TED: "I can't do that."


BUT JON SAYS: You can do it

without the humor ...


... "Credibility,"

Jon said a moment before

TED SAID, "Out of time."


Sunday, July 25, 2004



[RE: MOVEON.ORG /
RHETORICAL INCOMPETENCE]

[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]


MOVEON's a dumb name:

Rhetorically stupid.

Sounds like MEDIA ...


LOOK AT THIS! Move on.

NOW LOOK AT THAT THING! Move on.


Stupid progressives ...


You let bullshit win.

You don't know how to use words.

Bad education.


What does "move on"mean?

How would that inspire action?

See a crime... Move on?


A child is starving ...

Do you want me to MOVE ON?

OR STOP and help them.


BUSH STOLE THE WHITE HOUSE.

The MEDIA SAID "MOVE ON."

WE should have yelled NO!



AS THEY MOVED TOWARD "WAR."

YOU WERE TRANSMITTING "MOVE ON"?

SHOULD HAVE YELLED STOP IT.


"MOVE ON" is STUPID.

Change your stupid, fucking name.

MOVE ON from that name.


IMAGINATION . . .

Stop moving, and think awhile.

Clean Clintons from brain. {grin}


Learn to speak better.

GO TAKE RHETORICAL CLASS .

I know a teacher. {smile}



Saturday, July 24, 2004



[ELECTION 2004 / TO JOHN KERRY]



Message to Kerry:

FIRST, admit your cowardice.

THEN, I might hear you.




[RE: ELECTION 2004 / THE SITUATION]

[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]


Republicans are

the vehicle Satan drives

up to the White House.


And Democrats are

incompetents at the gate

who wave him right through.


The bullshiteaters

like what Republicans say

(which is ALL bullshit).


The journalists won't

even SAY the word bullshit

so they are useless.


Satan LOVES bullshit.

That's how he makes people kill --

both body and soul.


Kerry was afraid

to stand against the bullshit.

Yes, he's a coward.


The cowardly Dems ...

Not afraid of "terrorists"

but of "offending."


Frightened, worthless turds:

The Democratic ticket.

CHOICE: Satan or Turds.


Which should you vote for?

Satan's Bush, or worthless turds?

A difficult choice?


No, no choice at all.

A BULLSHIT situation.

Satan does not care.


Voting for Kerry or Bush

proves BULLSHIT has prevailed.

Legitimation.


What should we do, then?

Let us BEHOLD the MOMENT

when our Nation died.


Not, 9/11 --

BUT WHEN OUR GOVERMENT FELL.

DESTROYED BY BULLSHIT.


THE U.S.A. DIED

WHEN THE NATION RUSHED TO STICK

SHIT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.


OUR MEANING ERASED.

THE U.S.A. WAS DESTROYED

WHEN BUSH WAS INSTALLED.


FROM THAT VILE ACTION

NOTHING BUT SHIT COULD HAPPEN.

AND THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE.







[ELECTION 2004 / NO CHOICE]

(1)


(2) [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU]



By installing Bush

without legitimacy ...

all this shit has come.



Sunday, July 11, 2004



[RE: MOVIE COMMENTARY - SPIDER-MAN 2



RHETORICAL VERSE - HAIKU SEQUENCE]

The family moved

to get way from my laughs

"at the wrong places."


SPIDER-MAN 2's CRAP.

Ridiculously stupid.

Middle-class BULLSHIT.


No REAL Hero stuff.

Hero-worship, HORSE-SHIT CRAP.

SLAVE MENTALITY.


AND JUST BAD WRITING.

Lots of stupid sentences.

All that praise for crap?


The first one was shit.

This one's even MORE shitty.

The ENDING is worse.


NOW... I LOVE MOVIES.

A GOOD MOVE makes me CRY.


HORSE-SHIT makes me laugh.


If you love this SHIT

then there is no hope for you.

You don't have a clue.


All that "nomal think"

that is "encoded in you"

by HORSE-SHIT like this.


Can't even see it.

That's why that family moved.

I upset their mind.


What's he laughing at?

I don't understand that man.

Let's move over there.



Yep, you'd better move.

Cause I'm going to laugh at shit

when I'm not cursing.








Saturday, July 10, 2004



[RE: ELECTION 2004

RHETORICAL VERSE - HAIKU SEQUENCE}


SEE bullshiteaters

VOTING for
   BUSH OR KERRY.

(That's how
    you can tell.)



MORON MEDIA

has given you
    these choices:

Which flavor of shit?


FUCK THE MEDIA.

No. There's no conspiracy.

Just incompetence.


NEWSFOLKS
   DON'T KNOW SHIT.


They can't help it.
    But FUCK 'em.

They want off the hook.


JUST VOTE A or B.

That's the choices
    THEY set up.

THEY FUCKED all the rest.


THEY HAD to FUCK DEAN

because he YELLED
    the wrong things.

Media was scared.


What if people SEE

that WE let this SHIT happen?

They won't believe us.


BUT once they've VOTED

then everything will be fine.

We'll be off the hook.

TO HELL WITH YOU FUCKS.

WE'RE NOT VOTING A
   OR B.

FUCK THE MORON PRESS.


PURE INCOMPETENCE.

BULLSHIT-SPREADING
    MORON PRESS.

THEY JUST
   DON'T KNOW SHIT.



I'm going to teach them

how to recognize BULLSHIT.

Then we'll be OK.



"WHAT?
  YOU'LL LET BUSH WIN?"


That's the LIB'RAL
    BULLSHIT LINE.

YES, let THAT DEMON win.


THEN
   THE DUMBFUCK PRESS

can do the job
   it's supposed to.


SAY: "No, sir.
   That's CRAP."



KERRY has no plan

for handling
   the IRAQ SHIT.

He'll make
    the mess worse.


Let DUBYA FUCKHEAD

rub everyone's nose in this.

LET NEWSFOLKS YELL NOW.


FIRE MOST EDITORS.

THEN EDUCATE JOURNALISTS.

THEN BULLSHIT MIGHT STOP.



Friday, July 09, 2004





[RHETORICAL VERSE - HAIKU]


Dumbass, there's no "WAR" --

a superpower just FUCKS

anything it wants.




[RE: Bush claiming "heartland values" in response
to Kerry's New York party where ARTISTS cursed BUSH
in lots of creative ways. TAKE 2
>Republicans question Kerry's Heart and Soul

[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]



G.O.P. VALUES:

Bombing babies heads off: GOOD.

Cursing bombing: BAD.



Dear BULLSHIT-EATERS

When you find yourself in hell

you may understand.


You are Satanic.

Worldly power is Satan's.

He's "Prince of this world."


You make our nation

an instrument of Satan.

Christians should beware.


You do not trust God.

You trust worldly mass slaughter.

Make us murderers.


Does God smile on this?

Where do you get this BULLSHIT?

God is FURIOUS.


You are not alone.

Morons on the other side ...

making GOD MAD, too.


STUPID SHITHEADS, ALL.

You had better start praying.

"You can't kill them all."




[ RE: HOWARD DEAN vs RALPH NADER's CANDIDACY - "DEBATE"
NOTE: CHANGE OF BOKE POSITION ON HOWARD DEAN TO -4]

RHETORICAL VERSE - HAIKU]



Shithead Howard Dean --

Hachetman for Kerry, NOW.

NOW I'll vote NADER.






[RE: Bush claiming "heartland values" in response
to Kerry's New York party where ARTISTS cursed BUSH
in lots of creative ways.]

[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]



FUCK "the Heartland" folks

who cannot stand bad language,

but think bombing's fine.


As innocents died

why weren't you outraged BY THAT?

"Who would Jesus bomb?"


I read the Bible.

This pile of shit we've got now

does not come from there.


Demon-possessed BUSH

is Satan's shithead right hand.

You will vote for that?


You will burn in hell.

(How do you like this talk?

It's worse in hell, folks)



Tuesday, July 06, 2004





[ RE: ELECTION 2004

RHETORICAL VERSE - HAIKU SEQUENCE]



IF YOU'LL
  VOTE BUSH NOW ...

you're beyond
   BULLSHITeating --

You're an EVIL FUCK:


DESTROYER OF TRUTH.

MURDERER OF INNOCENTS.

MINION OF SATAN.



If you're a "Christian"

you're a blasphemer of Christ.

You will burn in hell.



You FUCK our nation.

Destroy EVERYTHING it means.

Evil, vile, SHITHEADS.





Saturday, July 03, 2004



[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE]


SADDAM HUSSEIN'S TRIAL

is an opportunity

to clear the air.



Let all who gave him

"material assistance"

be put on trial, too.


ALL world citizens...

ALL those in the U.S.A.

who built up Saddam.


Saddam's a bad man.

Who claims they didn't know that

when they gave him rule?


If non-Arabs fry

for "giving the world Saddam,"

then BALANCE may come.


What kind of justice

would ignore the aid of all

who helped Saddam rise?


No. They want BULLSHIT.

A simple "fry one guy" deal.

It's not that simple.


Let's make up the list

of American "leaders"

who're responsible.


If they're not dead yet

then drag them into court, too --

right beside Saddam.


Perhaps George Dubya

will find hanging his father

a strange irony.


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