Tuesday, March 30, 2004
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[RE: AMPLIFYING PAUL KRUGMAN'S 3/30/2004 NEW YORK TIMES OP-ED PIECE THIS ISN'T AMERICA : "George Bush's America has become a byword for deception and abuse of power." ] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] AMERICA MEANS BULLSHIT around the whole world. Are you happy now? |
Sunday, March 28, 2004
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[RE: CONDOLEEZZA RICE BULLSHIT ON 60 MINUTES 3/28/04] [RHETORICAL VERSE / 2 HAIKUS] Condoleezaa Rice appeared on 60 MINUTES where she could BULLSHIT . . . ... BUT WON'T TESTIFY UNDER OATH WITH THAT BULLSHIT -- OR SHE'D GO TO JAIL. |
Thursday, March 25, 2004
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[RE: STUPID, LOUDMOUTHED CABLE COMMENTATORS] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] FUCK YOU, Chris Matthews. YOU RUSHED BULL SHIT TO POWER. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. |
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
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[RE: "PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE" LAW/DEBATE] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE] DO NOT MENTION "GOD" while you're pledging allegiance to a piece of cloth. The Ten Commandments say that you should not worship "graven images." Do you think God smiles on "pledging your allegience" to human symbols? Dumbfuck blasphemers. Go pledge allegiance to flags down in your basement ... ... but leave kids alone. Don't make them blaspheme the Lord everyday at school. |
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / 2 HAIKUS] Let us not forget . . . BUSH was NEVER elected : INSTALLED BY BULLSHIT. AMERICA's ruined because we let BULLSHIT STAND. WE MUST CHANGE OUR NAME. |
Monday, March 22, 2004
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[RE: BUSH RALLY, 3/20/04] Satan worshippers howling at Dubya's rally : bullshiteaters ALL. Worshippers of DEATH. Haters of democracy. Enemies of Christ. WALLOW in BULLSHIT ... SMEAR it on the flag. DEFILE the nation. America's shit because of you stupid fucks. Demon-possessed swine. |
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[RE: RICHARD A. CLARK'S BOOK "AGAINST ALL ENEMIES" I.E., BUSH BULLSHIT, RHETORICALLY INCOMPETENT PRESS, ETC] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] WOULD WE NEED CLARK's BOOK if our dumbfuck journalists weren't such worthless FUCKS? Vile, stinking BULLSHIT from BUSH and his minions. YOU swallowed it ALL. Yes, YOU, STUPID PRESS. INCOMPETENT MEDIA. WORTHLESS JOURNALISTS Bad education? Harvard teach you to eat shit and spew it around? [RE: 60 MINUTES / STAHL INTERVIEWS CLARK] DUMBFUCK Leslie Stahl. Talks like her head is up her ass. No wonder. It is. A CAMPAIGN PROMISE : Head-out-of-ass extraction for all journalists. |
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] " ASSASSINATION " by ATTACK HELL-ICOPTER: Can you kill just one? Of course not, DUMBFUCKS. Violence-spreading DUMBFUCKS. Are your dicks hard now? Feel like a man now? A blindman in a wheelchair. AND SEVEN OTHERS. THIRTEEN MORE WOUNDED. THE OTHERS in your DUMBFUCK way. GOD IS NOT SMILING. |
Sunday, March 21, 2004
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[RE: GLOBAL DAY OF PROTESTING "WAR" IN IRAQ] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] "WAR" is the wrong word when a SUPERPOWER FUCKS a weaker country. KILLING INNOCENTS under the LICENSE of "WAR" is WHY that word's used. STUPID PROTESTERS legitimate this slaughter by protesting "WAR." WE ARE NOT "AT WAR." WE ARE in a FUCKING MESS with lots of KILLING. WORLD WAR II was WAR. "VIETNAM" was a SHITHOLE and IRAQ is TOO. SUPERPOWER SHIT. STOP THE SUPERPOWER SHIT. STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT. HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE: Get rid of "WAR" on your signs. Just say: "STOP THE SHIT." |
Friday, March 19, 2004
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[ RE: United States Supreme Court Social Corruption RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] "Justice" Scalia : Cheney's "circle-jerk" buddy. Everybody ... "DUCK!" Obscene bit of trash. No, not these stupid haikus. Fuck-head Scalia. Vile, treasonous fuck. Enemy of the nation. Satanic minion. He shit on the flag. Shit on the Constitution. Shit-bag Scalia. A blind's a good place to learn to endure the stench of your BULLSHIT friends. |
Thursday, March 18, 2004
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RE: NEW YORK TIMES 18 MARCH 2004 "... the general responds, going on at times to describe Arabs in unprintable English" [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] FUCK the New York Times. Prissy fucks afraid of words cannot print the truth. |
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
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[RE: THOMAS FRIEDMAN'S PROFOUND STUPIDITY 3/18/04] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] FUCK Thomas Friedman : eye-for-an-eye shit-head. "More troops" ... up his ass. |
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE] The United States has been completely defiled and must be dissolved. Thomas Jefferson understood this day must come. A revolution. But let's skip the blood. Let's keep it RHETORICAL. Like Jesus would like. Christ knows about blood. Christ doesn't know Dubya Bush : he's on Satan's team. And Bush supporters? Yep. They're on Satan's team, too. Deathworshipping fucks. But back to the point ... America turned BULLSHIT. We must start over. Erase all state lines. Satan wanted those there to put Bush in charge. Satan's a cheater. The Prince of Lies and Bullshit. America's his. Bush works for Satan. Osama works for Satan. And ... poor Dan Rather? Satan likes Texas. I feel sorry for Texans. Satan's favorite state. What was I saying? Oh yeah... America's gone. We must start again... |
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] The U.S.A. "says" dropping bombs on a country is good policy. The media "says" if terrorists bomb people it will be broadcast. There you have two parts of the terrorist network : U.S. / Media. |
Monday, March 15, 2004
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[PROVERB] THE WAGES OF BULLSHIT IS CRAP. [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] FUCK the Supreme Court who shit on democracy to enthrone BULLSHIT. FUCK THE MEDIA for screaming headlines that rushed the nation to death. Fuck all "the people" who let this bullshit prevail. WE ARE STUPID FUCKS. America's gone : In its place is BULLSHITLAND. Fucking BULLSHITLAND! Can we change it back? Why the fuck would we do that? Time for something new. |
Sunday, March 14, 2004
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[RE: FRANK RICH'S PONTIFICATIONS ON MEL GIBSON'S "PASSION" & DONALD TRUMP'S "APPRENTICE"] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE] Frank Rich : STUPID FUCK. An imperceptive FUCKWAD. Worthless wad of FUCK. Hates the Internet. Thinks Mel Gibson hates the Jews. Rich makes Jews look dumb. [RE: THE APPRENTICE] Rich thinks Troy's like Trump. No, arrogant Nick's like Trump: Nick and Trump need luck. Both have bad judgement and (like dumb fuckwad Frank Rich) foist it on the world. Sometimes you luck out. Bad judgement plus force of will will sometimes prevail. But fuckwads are fucks -- so self-evidently so even dumb-fucks know. {smile} |
Saturday, March 13, 2004
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[RE: MEDIA COVERAGE OF TERRORIST VIOLENCE] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] HOW TO STOP TERROR: TUNE OUT fucking TV NEWS. That's why they do it. |
Friday, March 12, 2004
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[RE: U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES VOTES TO RAISE FINES FOR "INDECENCY"] [RHETORICAL VERSE / 2 HAIKUS] CONGRESS SHALL NOT FINE political expression. "FUCK" is expression : concise transmission -- A VOTE of total contempt. CLEAR SPEECH: FUCK CONGRESS. |
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[RE: U.S. HOUSE VOTES TO RAISE FINES ON INDECENCY] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] SEE shit-pile congress raise fines for indecency. Fine this, you fuck-heads. You've fucked our nation. You're fucking up the whole world. You are indecent. Shit-pile leadership. Jumping up and down to say dirty words are bad. Stupid worthless fucks. Fuckers of democracy. Shame on you, fuck-heads. |
Thursday, March 11, 2004
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[RE: EDUCATION / SOCIETY / CULTIVATING IGNORANCE] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] Society wants its youth to be stupid, too. (Wrong? Ask Socrates.) |
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
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[RE: U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2004] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] DEMS DON'T WANT KERRY. THE FUCKING MEDIA FRAMED THE "ONE CHOICE" THEY GET. |
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RHETORICALLY IGNORANT EDUCATION] [RHETORICAL VERSE / 3 HAIKUS] FUCK THE NIGHTLY NEWS ... FUCK the CABLE NEWS outlets ... -- BULLSHIT-SPREADERS, ALL. FUCK THE IVY LEAGUE KNOW-NOTHINGS OF RHETORIC. HIGH-PRICED IGNORANCE. FUCK storytellers with their heads crammed up the ass of the POOPHEAD PAST. |
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] "FUCK" MEANS MINUS 5 : Total rejection. Contempt. Non-negotiable. |
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[RE: BUSH-BACKING CHRISTIANS] [RHETORICAL VERSE / 3 HAIKUS] Bush-backing "Christians" blaspheme the Holy Spirit. They know what that means. Kerry-voting Dems back a Bush-backing fuckhead. They know what that means. REFUSE TO SELECT BULLSHIT 1 OR BULLSHIT 2 : Delegitimate. |
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[RE: ELECTION 2004 / DEMOCRACY] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] FUCK BUSH. FUCK KERRY. FUCK this SHAM DEMOCRACY FUCKED-UP MEDIA. FUCK the F.C.C. Bomb-sight slaughter's fine for kids? Words are indecent? |
Monday, March 08, 2004
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RE: MEDIA DOMINATION OF U.S. POLITICS INCOMPETENT JOURNALISTS SPOIL DEMOCRACY PURPOSEFUL "INDECENCY" [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] The media's FUCKED -- WHICH MEANS the viewers are FUCKED. Shall we un-fuck it? |
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] "unredeemable" : that describes America -- barring miracles ... |
Friday, March 05, 2004
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[RE: "INDECENCY," BAD LANGUAGE, FREEDOM OF SPEECH, 1ST AMENDMENT / FIRST AMENDMENT/ DEMOCRACY] [RHETORICAL VERSE / 3 HAIKUS] WHY use the F-word? Beyond all recognition ... our nation's been FUCKED. (A thousand sonnets: I know how to choose my words. Now's a time to curse.) CONGRESS can't stand "FUCK." NEWSPAPERS won't print "BULLSHIT." BUT BULLSHIT FUCKED US. |
Thursday, March 04, 2004
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[RE: ELECTION 2004 / U.S. POLITICS / PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE] KERRY's "war record" gave him the power to stand against BUSH BULLSHIT. But he was afraid to stand up when it counted. A worthless coward. How much bravery does it take to stand up now? IRAQ is YOUR fault. FUCK YOU, John Kerry. Dishonorable coward. (Think this is rough? Wait.) |
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[RE: UNITED STATES POLITICS / GOVERNMENT // INSPIRATION: "THE WAR ROOM" ] HOW WE GOT HERE {part 1} [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU COLLAGE] {1.1} CLINTON paved the way TO the triumph of BULLSHIT embodied by BUSH. {1.2} Carville's choice of wife proves he believes in nothing except bullshitting. {1.3} Stephanopoulos gave up on doing what's right... [HUMAN, ALL TOO HUMAN, PAGE 19] Lacking the right skills. |
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] SHOCKED by a booby ... ... but not "SHOCK & AWE" bombing. That's AMERICA. |
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
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[RHETORICAL VERSE / 2 HAIKUS] Who's responsible for the vile MESS in IRAQ? BUSH, PRESS, and KERRY. NEVER call it "WAR." There was no "WAR" in Iraq: Superpower SHIT. |
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[RE: SUPER TUESDAY] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] MEDIA <-> PUBLIC A feedback-loop candidate. Kerry, KISS MY ASS. |
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[RE: MEDIA SELECTION OF U.S. PRESIDENT] [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU SEQUENCE] U.S. media's equally responsible for the Iraq mess. THAT'S WHY only Dems who voted to support Bush ... ... are our only choice. Dishonorable journalism's self-defense -- Covering their ass. [*] "BULLSHIT conduits" [*] Incompetent journalists These are synonyms. # # # BOKE {not smiling now} |
Monday, March 01, 2004
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[RE: NEW YORK TIMES 1 MARCH 2004 / WILLIAM SAFIRE OP-ED MOVIE CRITICISM MEL GIBSON'S "THE PASSION OF CHRIST" [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] PRO-BUSH columnists -- backers of BULLSHIT & LIES -- should not mention Christ. |
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RE: ACADEMY AWARDS BROADCAST 2004 / "THE FOG OF WAR" ERROL MORRIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH "DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE" THE FOG OF OSCAR (2004) [RHETORICAL VERSE / HAIKU] What I'll remember: Billy Crystal making jokes . . . . . . fogging up the truth. |
